E = mojo music... squared?

The Theory of Mojo Music is really quite a simple one, yet still very deep. This theory can be used for any situation that you can hear music*: shooting pool, going bowling, dancing, whatever.

The Theory states that if the music sucks, it will throw off your "Mojo" and cause you to suck at everything. But, if "mojo music" is playing, then you can almost perform miracles. Example: When I'm shooting pool, if "Hell's Bells" by AC/DC is playing, I can make some of the most amazing shots ever, but if say "Skydiving" by Tim McGraw is playing, I may as well just not shoot, because 9 out of 10 times it won't happen anyway. Theoretically, if I were a doctor and I had to save a man's life and "Black" by Pearl Jam was playing, that man would live. However, if "Irresistible" by Jessica Simpson was playing, well that guy is pretty much screwed - "Call in the Preacher, this man needs his final rights."

Anyway, Mojo Music is also the ultimate scapegoat, if you're sucking it up, blame the music.

If the music is bad, the "mojination" won't happen, but if it is, well, the possibilities are endless

Now, my Top 5 List of Pool-Shooting Mojo Music:
"Black" - Pearl Jam
"Hell's Bells" - AC/DC
"Behind Blue Eyes (Cover)" - Limp Bizkit
"Figured You Out" - Nickelback
"Sweet Home Alabama" - Lynyrd Skynyrd

(If you're ever at Ozz and you here these songs together, I'm probably there. Or at least they understand the Theory of Mojination)


*That doesn't include playing an instrument or singing. If you are "creating" the music, it doesn't count